about tomasz mieczkowski

In a few words...

Let's put it this way, if you don't know me, most likely you won't get to know me by reading the about me section on my website! Pat-tat pat! That's right, I just did a drum line for myself. What am I to say... that I'm polish? Well if you haven't figured it out by now, I don't believe that me putting it in caps is going to get that point across. Unfortunately CoolGuy.com was already taken, so I had to settle for the polishguy.net.

What I do...

Here's another little known fact about me: I make websites. Oh, you've noticed? What can I say, this wasn't my calling at first. I tried to make it as a math teacher, but some things just did not add up. So... I ended up doing my Master's in Computer Science. No! It does not mean that I will fix your Apple computer. If anything I can tell you some nice websites where you can buy a new one... It seems that anybody who ever advertises working with computers at one time or another was approached with request to fix somebody's computer. I'm not trying to be mean, but sometimes I wish I was the undertaker. I bet they don't get asked for favors all that often. Can you imagine someone saying: "Oh, you're an undertaker? It so happens I know somebody who just died, you think you can hook me up with a grave?" Sorry for that dark similie.

By the way...

By the way, people need to understand that Computer Science graduates do not necessarily need to know how to fix computers in the first place. All it means is that we learn to think using computer logic. For instance, when I see a sign "No skateboarding and ball playing" do you know what I do? I go ahead and grind the rails with my skateboard or kick the ball around, but I would never do both at once, because then that statement would actually evaluate to a boolean "true" and I would be breaking the rules. Dig it? No? Okay, here's another example I just saw another day that just sank its teeth into my neck. It was a big sign at K-Mart, which advertised "We deliver everywhere in Manhattan", and underneath, in smaller font "Some exceptions apply". Seriously? That just crashed my software. If "everywhere" has exceptions, then it is not "everywhere" anymore, is it? Seems like the whole statement has been rendered useless and has absolutely no meaning. See! This is what you get when you get your Computer Science diploma. You get to build yourself a website where you can complain about some illogical signs you read all over the city.

In a few words...

Let's put it this way, if you don't know me, most likely you won't get to know me by reading the about me section on my website! Pat-tat pat! That's right, I just did a drum line for myself. What am I to say... that I'm polish? Well if you haven't figured it out by now, I don't believe that me putting it in caps is going to get that point across. Unfortunately CoolGuy.com was already taken, so I had to settle for the polishguy.net.

What I do...

Here's another little known fact about me: I make websites. Oh, you've noticed? What can I say, this wasn't my calling at first. I tried to make it as a math teacher, but some things just did not add up. So... I ended up doing my Master's in Computer Science. No! It does not mean that I will fix your Apple computer. If anything I can tell you some nice websites where you can buy a new one... It seems that anybody who ever advertises working with computers at one time or another was approached with request to fix somebody's computer. I'm not trying to be mean, but sometimes I wish I was the undertaker. I bet they don't get asked for favors all that often. Can you imagine someone saying: "Oh, you're an undertaker? It so happens I know somebody who just died, you think you can hook me up with a grave?" Sorry for that dark similie.

By the way...

By the way, people need to understand that Computer Science graduates do not necessarily need to know how to fix computers in the first place. All it means is that we learn to think using computer logic. For instance, when I see a sign "No skateboarding and ball playing" do you know what I do? I go ahead and grind the rails with my skateboard or kick the ball around, but I would never do both at once, because then that statement would actually evaluate to a boolean "true" and I would be breaking the rules. Dig it? No? Okay, here's another example I just saw another day that just sank its teeth into my neck. It was a big sign at K-Mart, which advertised "We deliver everywhere in Manhattan", and underneath, in smaller font "Some exceptions apply". Seriously? That just crashed my software. If "everywhere" has exceptions, then it is not "everywhere" anymore, is it? Seems like the whole statement has been rendered useless and has absolutely no meaning. See! This is what you get when you get your Computer Science diploma. You get to build yourself a website where you can complain about some illogical signs you read all over the city.